Listen Here, Son

The Final Word on Bearing (Carrying) Arms

These days, people’ve got the concept of rights backwards. A right isn’t a gift. It’s not some divine lollipop handed to you by your ancestors. A right is a sacred obligation. The right to vote is the sacred obligation to defend the country. The right to keep and bear arms is the sacred obligation to be both proficient and safe with firearms. If you’re a 350-pound sack of lard, strapping on a decked-out custom job from Wilson Combat that you’ve never bothered bringing to the range, you should be whipped with a piece of rubber hose.

If you want to carry guns in public, these are your responsibilities.

“But I can’t do that because of XYZ. But I need a gun in case of an active shooter / end of the world / Russian invasion”

That’s fine. There are lots of other ways to be useful in a crisis. Learn first aid. There’s gonna be enough morons discharging guns left and right in a crisis, but few, if any, of them will be prepared to put people back together once the smoke clears. If you’re not fit to carry a gun, carry a medkit. I promise you, no man worth his salt’s gonna make fun of the guy carrying a medkit.

— Dad


  1. For some inexplicable reason, they just happen to be the same size as a human torso.

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